eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other
de memoire
RSSthe-thought-emporium-imperial:
Holy crap, these are gorgeous
I’ve always wished my life to be like this…
- Most countries vote person: *tries really hard to speak a little swedish*
- Sweden's vote person: Konbanwa yohio desu.
congratulations denmark we’re so happy for you
hashtag kidding
I have 26 countries standing in front of me but only one can become europes next top gay song
Lena said Norway instead of Denmark.
All of Norways population bitch about being free for 199 years.
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
SIDESHOW BOB
YOHIO
JAPANESE
IM
PLOT TWIST
